They Didn’t Tell Me There Was Going To Be Math…in 3/4 Time. (The Thru-Hiker Waltz)

Another hiker song. Needed one that had a more positive outlook!

I was 4 hours too late for trail magic
3 minutes too late for my package
2 Advil away from just
1 pain-free day
But I’m still having fun

I’m 1 tide-pod short of some laundry
2 quarters short of a shower
3 good ligaments short of
4 miles an hour
But I’m still having fun

I’m 4 weeks too late for good weather
3 weeks from running out of cash
Still 2 days behind that
1 cute gal from Liechtenstein
But I’m still having fun

I’ve got 1 nosebleed from all this ash
2 shoes ground flat by the lava
I’m 3 pints of blood low
Still got 4 weeks to go
Must be in Oregon

Still got 4 toes without any blisters
I’ve gone 3 days without a bowel movement
Now 2 feet off the track
Is 1 large pissed-off diamondback
So, forget what I just said about bowel movement