DONNIE COMES FOR SLAYLEIGH

Donald J. Ballpark is back on Truth Social and ready to convince the electorate that he's ready to represent the nation again.

He's been really leaning into the age old strategy of burning absolutely every bridge imaginable.

It makes total sense guys. It's 5D chess.

Just like Mom used to say, "hire them, tell people how great they are, then if they say a poll you don't like, make up a nickname for them and burn the relationship to the ground."

Kayleigh McEnany was objectively the best White House press secretary in modern history. A bulldog defender that took the day to day fire from the corrupt press with total and complete grace.

She was articulate, smart, well-composed and was the front line of defense for the most vicious press core of our time.

She was organized, factual and represented a nation to the absolute peak of what any of us could have wanted. She had a binder suited for AP Calculus. It was beyond what I've ever composed in my literal human life.

But now... this.

I don't know about you guys, gals, thems and theys, but I'll take a tall glass of Milktoast. If Slayleigh McEnaney is bad now, then I'm just lost for words.

I guess this is part of the plan.