Prada brings you to the ball and makes sure you have a good time, and poison oak swimming lessons

my first attempt at an #ASMR video
Time-Map for the Lazy Minded:
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:14 on John The Baptist: a verbal lecture in 2 seconds

:16 your technology update for 2024s upcoming hot products

:54 finally lets talk about poison oak (for 3dollar/minute, and with real passion! enter 46SCRAM into your cellular phone and then smoosh your boot bottoms into the key pad)

3:57 /song;"You Cant Let Prada Get The Best Of You" (from Prada the stage play)

5:07 Blood blister on my thumb (a detailed thesis)
5:20 A warrior shows his true battle scars (keep sensitive minds away from this brutal depiction of endeavor)
6:03 makes fixation of example gesture in hand of pink finger bending
(amazing acrobatics!)
7:01 announce aliens have invaded your earth and are demanding you stop your pesky nonsense and start taking fun very seriously
7:32 Outro song

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