Torah Talks Passover (4-7-15)

Apr 7, 2015 http://www.lukeford.net/blog/?p=67052 A traditional Passover seder takes a minimum of three hours with lots of long readings. If you are with people you love, it’s fun. If you are not with people you love, it is hard time. You won’t eat before 10pm at a traditional seder after two hours of recitation and ritual.

* My secular Jewish friend has this theory that Jews come from space aliens, they were touched by the hand of God, and they were given a task by God to deliver a message to the world so for that they were given extra industry and industriousness.

* My secular friends had a seder, 50% Gentile. They spent 30 minutes going around the table saying what they were grateful for and then the hosts said, yay God, let’s eat.

* My Chinaman wants to know how Jews can be so rich when they take so many holidays off and Sabbaths.