Proof The Simulation Is A Soap Opera Generator: Famous Iowa Banking Family Robs Sauros & Starts Feud

A very special and legally pertinent episode of Rooster & Rex! The dawn of a red letter day!

When one of the most prominent families in Iowa robs you, and the Children of the Corn attack, and He Who Walks Beneath the Rows demands a dance, what's to be done? Sauros uses his expertise as Mystical Sadist and attempted victim of Shitty State Bank Iowa to guide you through it.

Feel and taste the Grimes!

Meantime, the fetid and frothy spectacle of politics continues, limitations of rusty skyscrapers, Jeb! as Rosa Parks of the GOP, Desantis conquers Vice City but putters in real life, Top Gear cheating with Teslas, Sauros conflates John Waters with Ed Wood, and more regarding Sauros' new and exciting red envelope adventures!

Making pen pals is fun, newer lawyers from Drake tend to be the bastard vermin slime of the ages, and we continue to be infinitely better than all of them put together.

This extra special episode is sponsored by the inaugural Corncob of the Year Award (COTYA)!

"COTYAs are reserved for examples of 'professional' incompetence, malfeasance, perfidy, and all-around rottenness of such sterling composition and quality, that their exposure serves the best interests of everyone who could do a better job and for less pay."

It's like Christmas in June!