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Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!

How do you know if a vampire is on vacation?
He turns into a bat-tourist!

What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
A puddle!

Why did the scarecrow go on a summer vacation?
He needed a little "rest and sunflowers"!

What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
King Neptune!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!

Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
A hot dog!

How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!