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What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labra-cadabra-dor.

What kind of dog is always up for taking a bath?
A shampoodle.

Which kind of dog lives in Dracula's castle?
A bloodhound.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None!
The hair grows on the outside.

What do you call a dog who is getting old?
GrandPAW.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
All kinds — buildings can't jump!

What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?
They press the paws button.

What do dogs have that no other animals have?
Puppies!