Chat GBT Hates Tom Brady

Chat GBT Hates Tom Brady. Listen to what he said! e61aW

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Soccer has legendary players like Pelé, Maradona, and Messi. Football has . . . well, they have Tom Brady.

Why did Tom Brady become a football player?
Because he couldn't catch a break as a ballroom dancer.

Why did Tom Brady start eating healthier?
He realized his game plan shouldn't be just a "cheese-and-pick-six."

What do you call a book written by Tom Brady?
A pass-tense novel.

Why did Tom Brady switch to playing football?
He couldn't handle the pressure of being a professional water polo player.