Creationalism Gods

Did you know that some Creationalism Gods were gay, and they sought to get Lucifer and Satan up The Butt in The Garden? That's right! Derek and Michael are Creationalism Gods, and Satan and Lucifer are evolution. God is An Animal beleive it or not. He is descended from animals, and he has worked his way to The Top. I used to be A Super-Human named Cain Michael, and durring my time, I served Satan, who is My Father. I did The Bigg Daddey Cain Dance to get to The Alpha Female, and at The End of The Dance, I found out The Alpha Female was with my father I had abandoned, so I went back, and I have served my father Lucky ever since.
I don't want to work for Satan anymore. God pays less, but I earn more in The Grand Scheme of things. Miley serves Her Familey and Her Crest, but Miley is God's Sister, and she is A Black Kitty-Cat. Miley and God are shape-shifting Super Humans, and when An Animal yields A Body of Death, their Living Soul gives them The Abilitty to shape shift into anything they wish. I woke up this morning loving Miley, and I can't wait to be with her and serve her as butler and friend. Remember, there are two commandmeants that we forget, and The Commandmeants are designed for people living in flesh bodies, so that you don't turn into An Evil Super-Human of sin. Love God, and Do Unto Others. Do unto others means to treat others the way you want to be treated. That is how My God works. How does your God treat you?