Happy Fathers day

Happy Fathers day! let me know which jokes make your dad laff!

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How does a dad tell time on vacation?
By using a "sand"-watch!

Why did the dad take his dog to school?
Because it was a "pup"-il!

What's a dad's favorite song?
"Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna!

How do you scare a dad?
Sneak up behind him and say, "I'm hungry"!

What do you call a dad who can rap?
A "pop" star!

Why did the dad always carry a needle and thread?
Because he was a "sew" cool!

How does a dad make a tissue dance?
He puts a little "boogie" in it!

What did the father buffalo say to his son when he went away for college?
"Bison"!

Why did the dad give up on his diet?
He had too many "Father's Day" calories to count!

Why did the dad plant a lightbulb in the garden?
Because he wanted to grow a power plant!

What do you call a dad who falls asleep on the couch?
A "nap"-tural!

How do you organize a space-themed party for your dad?
You "planet" in advance!

Why did the dad get a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded dough!

What do you call a dad who tells bad jokes?
A "punny" guy!

How do you organize a surprise party for your dad?
Keep it a "dad"-ical secret!

Why did the dad take his ladder to the barbershop?
Because he wanted a high-top fade!

What did the ocean say to the beach on Father's Day?
"Thank you for being my father shore!"

How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little "swing" in it!

What's a dad's favorite type of music?
Pop music!

Why did the dad become a pastry chef?
He wanted to "roll" with it!

Why did the father always carry a pencil and paper?
Because he was the dad-bank!

What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
A popsicle!

Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?
"Ketchup!"

Why did the dad always bring a map to the dessert shop?
Because he wanted to find the shortest way to a sundae!

How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together with its dad!

What did the father spider say to his son who wanted to leave the family web?
"You're unspiderable!"

How do you know if your dad is a superhero?
He always has superpowers in fixing things!

Why did the dad wear two belts?
To hold up his pants and be an overachiever!

What do you call a dad that enjoys gardening?
A "plantastic" dad!

Why did the dad run with the calendar?
Because he wanted to be ahead of his time!

How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut and be their father!

What do you call a dad who's good at math?
An "add"-mirable father!