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HelioSkeptic - Taking Your Globe Parody
Off the cuff parody. Lyrics by Aramistan.
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Lyrics:
Oceans are flat....
No curve is displayed..
And the globers go insane..
I hear their voice...
On the line..
As their cog diss causes pain..
Even in perfect weather...
We cannot see forever...
Chorus
Wherever you go whatever you do....I will be ta king your globe from you.....
Whatever it takes....or how your heart breaks... I will be ta king your globe from ...you...
Globe earth was implanted in your mind...
And it must be removed somehow.....
I hear your laughter ...
I taste your tears...
So let me through right now....
Oh cant you see it glober....
I will flatsmack you sober.....
Chorus....
I wonder how you can survive this globedance...
But in the end if i reach you...
I'll take the chance....
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