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Upcoming Pixar Film 'Elemental' Expected To Have Worst Opening Weekend In Company's History
The upcoming Pixar film Elemental is predicted to have the company's worst opening weekend in its entire history.

By John F. Trent

Demi Lovato Ditches They/Them Pronouns, Explains "It Was Absolutely Exhausting" To "Educate" People
Two years after publicly claiming to be non-binary, former Disney star, multiple award winning pop artist and activist Demi Lovato announced she ditched the use of they/them pronouns to refer to herself.

Nadler: "When we have a pandemic like covid, two-year-olds should have been required to wear masks. It would be child abuse for parents not to do that."

After a tr*ns TikTok model went topl*ss at the White House, Greg Gutfeld says the individual's bre*sts "are just like the Biden administration. Fake, inflated, and built on deception."

181 House Democrats vote to BAN gas stoves

Reporter: “Fox News ran a chyron that referred to the president as a wannabe dictator...”

WH press sec: “There are probably about 787,000,000 things that I can say about this. That was wrong.”

WH press sec: When Biden ran in 2020 “It was about bringing the nation together”

Chicago resident: “I’ll believe [inflation is slowing] when I see it.”

The Cavinder Twins, the emerging oligarchs of women’s college basketball, weren’t the best players. But they might be the best-looking.

Read about the NCAA’s “hot girl” problem, by Ethan Strauss (

Rachel Maddow has the audacity to claim that MSNBC doesn't knowingly broadcast untrue things

Clinton
: Republicans defending Trump on classified docs "beyond anything that I ever thought possible in this country" [via

Grand Jury Indicts Daniel Penny In D*ath Of Jordan Neely: Reports

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