Barney Fife Convinced

Webb to Alexandria Prosecutor Porter: “Would You Believe I Was Just Waiting for the Train, and There Is an Isaiah 6 Fan Who Got That.”

[FOB FREEDOM, June 19, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

Several alumni of 23% four-year graduation rate HBCUs, and others in a pervasive historic achievement gap are certainly partying like it’s 1999 today, and not just because they may not know what time it is, and meanwhile, one litigation hobbyist who they certainly don’t call “Mister Tibbs” in Alexandria, is finishing up a demonstrative exhibit to assist “visual learners” better understand why, while Andy Taylor and Barney Fife may be a delight during normal times in May Bury, in a pandemic, they become the Will Bury Brothers, quite literally, when you look at the statistics regarding COVID-19 fatalities of color.

“Don Davidson was 67 when he got infected, and after a mild spell, he was off blogging his rambling with Don stuff, but Bishop Glenn, with no comorbidities, like the bum heart that found Pastor Don ‘lying’ on a catheterization table, his words, not mine, was only 66, and bam. The Niggah was dead, just like that, and do you see Pastor Don coming out of retirement to provide a statement because Black lives matter, or on behalf of his fellow clergyman? No. See you, and would not wanna be you, my Christian brother,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

And, apparently, Bryan Porter, the Alexandria Commonwealth Attorney, who had also graduated from 90% acceptance rate VCU, like Pastor Don and the Alexandria Mayor, Justin Wilson, can say amen on the proposition that the retired pastor, his wife, and family that was a member of his congregation, were infected quite naturally in a pandemic, involving a disease that the former Governor, Ralph Northam, M.D., had said was spreading “like wildfire”, even though the first case did not arrive in Bath County until mid-July 2020, the wildfire failed to set off a Liberty Loan Day Parade death toll in Alexandria for Saint Patrick’s Day in 2016, or at the Pete Buttiegieg packed stadium event in Arlington, and had failed, in China, for an index case alleged to have set off a super spreader in a dining room, while failing for 614 miles, on a train for two days, to infect anyone.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.