TL;DR - Childfree Parental Leave ME-TERNITY! [12/May/16]

Jealousy and attention seeking are ugly beasts.

Article:
http://nypost.com/2016/04/28/i-want-all-the-perks-of-maternity-leave-without-having-any-kids/

All those wonderful things that happen when you get pregnant and have a child:
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/pregnancy-and-baby/pages/your-body-after-childbirth.aspx
http://www.netmums.com/baby/baby-baby-development/baby-s-first-month/your-body-after-birth
http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a553465/bleeding-after-the-birth-lochia?ModPagespeed=noscript

The recession hit men harder than women:
http://www.mybudget360.com/mancession-men-lost-jobs-great-recession-losing-jobs-men-and-women/
http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2014/04/07/women-have-recovered-jobs-lost-in-recession-men-havent/

Having kids after 30 is pushing it, after 40 is dangerous:
http://www.health.com/health/article/0,,20411699,00.html

Book Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D9lQHWcPmw