"Wait Till You Find Out What This Randy Orangutan Did!" Box 29 Comedy News #shorts #shortcomedy

Welcome back to Box 29 Comedy News, where we bring you the news you never knew you needed! Today, we have a story that will leave you scratching your head (and possibly some other places). It seems that an orangutan has escaped from the zoo and left a trail of broken hearts (and maybe other things) behind.

According to witnesses, the orangutan managed to lure in not one, not two, but FIVE men into his enclosure. We don't know about you, but we're pretty impressed with this studly simian's game. It takes a real smooth-talking primate to pull off a feat like that.

But the story doesn't end there, folks. After being recaptured, the orangutan apparently tried to convince the authorities to let him have his way with man number six. We can only imagine the awkward conversation that must have gone down in that interrogation room.

In all seriousness, we're not condoning any inappropriate behavior with animals (or humans, for that matter). But we can't help but chuckle at the sheer absurdity of this situation. We're pretty sure that the orangutan in question is now the envy of every frat boy across the country.

We reached out to the zoo for comment, but they were too busy deciding whether to give the orangutan a chastity belt or a lifetime supply of condoms. We'll keep you posted on their decision.

In the meantime, we can't help but wonder what other animal shenanigans are happening behind closed doors (or enclosures). Maybe we'll see a zebra trying to recreate the magic of the movie Madagascar next. Or a flock of horny flamingos staging a coup against their keepers.

One thing's for sure, folks - the animal kingdom never ceases to surprise us. And we wouldn't have it any other way. Stay tuned for more hilarious news stories from Box 29 Comedy News - where the headlines are always weird and the laughs are always guaranteed.