The 76 Gas Station Alien

On June 26-27th 2023 the 76 gas station located in Cottonwood, Arizona experienced a close encounter of the strange and stinky kind. After the store had been experiencing a flux of attempted thefts, one clerk had to run someone down and make them pay, the place then gets shit bombed by a strange woman who reportedly had alien eyes not from this world. Apparently, the alien woman who ironically came to the store with massive amounts of bird shit on her car didn't know how to use the toilet using the garbage can instead.