21-Day Countdown: Coronavirus on Trial

Webb to Biden: “Hi, I’m Major Mike Webb with Save the Negroes, and I Have a Doc Side. “

[FOB FREEDOM, June 29, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

He’s been described as “pesky” and “passionate”, and even as the “porn tab guy”, and he will readily admit that he can be quite “roofless”, but today, after being pressed for a deadline to qualify for the November ballot, now the tables may soon be turned, if, by July 21st, he can deliver a complaint to the White House and get it to accept to the jurisdiction of the federal courts on the still elusive origins of a novel coronavirus, for which Joe Biden had tasked the Intelligence Community, two months after receipt of a FOIA request, to determine the origins of a virus that the government can neither confirm nor deny it owns.

“Well, Howard, as you know, DIA had offered me a job before the recently terminated pandemic, to basically help kill somebody’s grandma, for less than six figures. Hey, I’m a businessman, and you may place a low market price on your two dollar whore grandma, but personally, and I calculated it out, I believe that bimbo is worth way more than twelve and a quarter. I’d have put at least an MSRP of $40 for that ho, just like the ladies of the evening in Bob Hoskin’s Mona Lisa. Remember. Happy? Forty? But such is the life of a man of international mystery. And, I, too, had an entirely different perception when I got into the spy business. I was expecting secret gadgets, skiing down mountain slopes with guys shooting at me from snowmobiles, Jaws, Doctor No, Goldfinger and Jaws, but, the reality is that after a life of chasing spies, terrorists, drug dealers and even honor violation offenders, it comes down to crap like trying to get a sitting President to accept a certified mail parcel, or trying to get an Alexandria prosecutor from trying to evade a commercial process server. Nothing like the movies, ya know? But maybe when they make my story a movie we can spice it up, and a little romance and special effects, and entertain audiences for years. And, no. Disney cannot do my damn movie, and Desantis you make sure the Mouse gets that message from me,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.