"HE'S BEING HONEST WITH HER" #shorts #laugh #funnyjokes

"HE'S BEING HONEST WITH HER" #shorts #laugh #funnyjokes

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The Joke 🤣👇:
So the wife goes on a business trip, leaving her husband behind to look after the house and kids.
After a few days she calls up to see how everything is .
The man said: "Everything's fine!" . "The kids are finally sleeping OK without you here .
Oh! I forgot to say, the cat's dead! She was hit by a car!" .
The wife shouted: "What!?" .
"Are you serious? Why couldn't you have broken it to me more gently?" .
You could have lied to me . you could have said she was stuck on the roof, and then tomorrow that the fire brigade was coming over to rescue her, and the day after that she'd fallen and broken her leg, and then on Friday you could tell me that she passed peacefully .
Don't just blurt out "the cat's dead!'" .
The man apologizes, and his wife hangs up. After a few days she calls back to apologize .
"I'm sorry" she says, "these meetings have just been really stressful. How are you all doing?" . "We're all good" says the man. "Johnny got a certificate for swimming 100 metres, and Molly says she wants a pony for Christmas . Oh, I nearly forgot but! "Your mom is stuck on the roof!"

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