Chuck Stands Up for HELTH

Don't worry about your kid tossing a purple sugar torpedo from McDungles into their gullet, worry about an energy drink. Blame Logan!

Actual literal merchant of the darkness slithers out of underworld cavern to pretend like he's doing something while his constituents rot in a ratty dumpster.

These decepticons and career trash peddlers are out here looking to get probed while the world burns. Big boi Chuckie wants that sweet, sweet probe. Eyeglasses on the end of the nose, thiccc probe in the dirtstar.

Drink your purple sugar explosion and feed your kids pizza paste as a vegetable in school while a lurch lies on TV and jOuRnALiStS blame your tubby offspring on skin discrim.

Sad! I call it, sad!