Harvard Material

Webb to Beyer: “I Can Understand Not Understanding the Evolving Science, But Ya Just Finished Precalculus; So Do the MAFF. Dog.”

[FOB FREEDOM, July 12, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

According to Abraham Lincoln, reportedly, you can actually fool all of the people some of the time, but who would believe you could sustain it for three years? At least salesmen know that persons have a need for validation, and know that if you get most people saying yes, affirming them by saying their name, and appealing to their ego by telling them that they look like intelligent people, you can even make them feel a sense of duty by telling them about doing the right thing, and if the clear majority of people around the world had voluntarily taken their children out of school, had decided to take steps that would eventually cause their businesses to close, cancelled planned vacations, or had done anything different because they had wanted to avoid being infected or dying or even spreading COVID-19, then Assistant WHO Director was 100% correct in February 2020 when he had lamented that it had appeared that nobody had read his 40-page report on the outbreak in China, including apparently even educators who had decided to jump through hoops when the schools had finally reopened, even engaging in advanced planning meetings, and who had closed the doors to in-person instruction in the first place, according to Major Mike Webb, a former biological warfare planner, who, back in high school was actually amongst those who would be considered “Harvard Material.”

“Revenge of the Nerds is what I have called this from the beginning. If you got a wedgy, were not with the cool kids, and had the jocks asking you if they could copy your homework, you know what I’m talking about. Who recalls that moron asking, hey, what did you put as an answer for number two on the test, and feeling like saying more likely than not nothing that you put down, assuredly?” laughed Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.