Josh Smith Gets Poked in the Eye, Teammate Inbounds off His Ass

The Houston Rockets forward was poked during a made basket on Thursday night, but he was the only player available to take the inbounds pass from Andrew Goudelock. Since that would be the dumbest way imaginable to get a five-second penalty, Goudelock didn’t even hesitate, throwing the ball off Smith’s rear end like a man with no regard to human pain and suffering.