Enjoy some new one-liners

During the check drop it's hard for the audience to pay attention. That's when I try new material. Enjoy and catch me at the following locations:
Greenville, SC Comedy Zone 7.21-22
Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys 7.28-29
New York, NY West Side Comedy Club (with Joe DeVito) 8.10
Janesville, WI Comedy Cabin 8.11-12
Colorado Springs, CO 3E's 8.18-19
Fort Lauderdale, FL Shamrock Comedy Club 10.24
Monticello, IL 3 Ravens 11.2-4
Williston, ND Old Armory 11.17-18
Kansas City, MO Comedy Club Of KC 12.29-30
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ Uncle Vinnie's 1.12-13
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas 1.19-20