Ask Yourself: Do You Feel Lucky?

Even Scientists Are Rethinking the Alleged Skaggit County Choir Super Spreader Northam Had Relied Upon to Close Churches, But Self-Declared Nonessential Baptists in Alexandria Are Still Discussing Some Fish

[FOB FREEDOM, July 23, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

A deadline tolls tomorrow for a reply from the White House to a federal court regarding a FOIA request it had refused to respond over two years ago, but, if you happen to be a Southern Baptist in Alexandria, you could be a kid attending Daily Vacation Bible School, or an adult discovering how many ways you could discuss the four verses, and 48 chapters in the book of Jonah, with the theme turning today to being called to proclaim with what the pastor of First Baptist Church is convinced was the most effective sermon ever preached, apparently causing over a hundred thousand to respond to just one sentence.

“Dude, when you believe you could have caught a Harvard Acceptance Rate coronavirus, who knows what scale you use to rate anything, which is why we have gone back to the Skaggit County Chorale example Ralph Northam used to close these prayer stone assemblies. Even scientists are revisiting this, but everyone appears to be missing the first consideration: you need a validated highly contagious disease, with a 60% secondary attack rate, to have a super spreader, and not even the kill two choir members celebrant with the apparently vibrating droplets hit 60% among confirmed cases of infection; so, if you don’t have a highly contagious disease, why are you trying to pretend you do?” asked Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.