How often do you notice when someone else has a bulge in their pants? #men #bigthings

I don't trust myself to recognize a bulge anymore, not after rubbing my boyfriend's wallet in his pocket for like 10 minutes while making out.
There seems to be two camps here: people who have never in their life noticed a bulge and people who stare at crotches on the regular, desperately hoping to see one.
Fucking crotch watchers lol all these comments made me laugh.
Well, I only really notice if a guy is wearing sweatpants. But Ill usually go, "oh flock, I did not mean to look there" and immediately look away.
I try not to be a meat-gazer.
I am wondering how often women think they see a bulge when in reality it's just the pants folding
Probably notice and my thoughts are honestly “*Major Tom is lookin real Major*†because I started saying that in regards to David Bowie’s bulge in labyrinth and now I just think it when noticing that on anyone
I saw my best friend all bricked up, so i whacked it.
I poke at it.​​Only my partner's.
I don’t. It’s a dick move.
Lol this whole thread is such a sausage party
Not often.Depending on the position, it's either a phone, padding or a penis.
They’re most likely tryna smuggle a ferret. Duh.
If I notice id prob think how they put it in their pants, leftie or righty

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