An Old Robot That Needs Oiling Reports on America's Stinky Princess - NEWSPASTY Extra Time

Calm down princess, it's only a Murdoch pressman of a bygone era!!! Though he is pretty much shit talking you. Still, you married a ginger "Windsor" so you're basically like the blind woman from Thomas Harris's Red Dragon I suppose.

If you liked this, you'd probably enjoy cranking shafts in a dark alleyway.

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