Steven Seagal Maximum Conviction Is So Bad It Tells You About Its Stupid Kids - Worst Movie Ever

The Steven Seagal movie Maximum Conviction with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Steven Seagal is so insufferable that it thinks people actually care about its annoying kids or anything that happens in their stupid little lives. If they win an MMA tournament or get hit by a bus, then maybe people will pretend to care, but otherwise there's no reason anyone needs to know they even exist.