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Webb to Beyer: “Looking at These College Acceptances, I’d Recommend Telling Our Public School Students to Stop Sweating the Small Stuff—LIKE COLLEGE.”

[FOB FREEDOM, August 17, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

According to some students and Board Members in Arlington Public Schools, the pressure of college applications, AP and IB courses, SATs, ACTs, are extraordinary, pushing some kids to their limits, but in a community where only one percent get accepted to a college with a four percent acceptance rate, like Harvard University, perhaps some dysphoric children have overestimated their potential and abilities, according to one homeless candidate for the state legislature.

“According to one of my OERs, apparently, I did the most difficult tasks and made it look easy, and performed better than his senior captains, while just a lieutenant. I guess some gots it and, you know? I totally cannot relate to this whole senior year stress thing. But, at least according to the experts, unless you begin preparing yourself early, you can just forget an education at an Ivy League college, for most students. And, if you are into saving the trees, stop wasting paper applying to a college you don’t have a prayer of getting in, for the love of God. You are only in for a disappointment, and we know you are already stressed out. If you are into reincarnation, maybe in the next life you will have wealthy parents, or parents who will put you in a good private or parochial school to actually prepare you to attend an Ivy League college, where you can’t fake it until you make it, Homies. Oh, Donny! I made another funny,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.