New verses—Big Rock Snickers Mountains...featuring a verse written in Canadian!

Four previously unrecorded verses for the best damn thru-hiking song ever.

Features one verse written in Canadian, and three verses, not written in Canadian.

In the big rock Snickers mountains you Don’t have to wear no gaiters
The tread is always soft and smooth and the hills have escalators
You never hurt a knee a foot an ankle or a spleen
CHORUS
Oh I want to go Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall And The wind don't blow
In the Big Rock Snickers Mountains

In the big rock snickers mountains Your gear don’t tear or fray
When you forget your trekking poles AND YOU WILL They find you the next day
You never lose your spoon Your tent stakes mate and reproduce. NOW I KNOW I GOT BLUE ONES FROM ZPACK AND I GOT RED ONES FROM MSR BUT WHERE THE HELL DID THESE PURPLE ONES COME FROM?

<CHORUS>

Oh the big rock snickers mountains will politely make you smile.
when the going’s tough, there’s a Tim Hortons every 7 miles....sorry, every 11 kilometers
The campgrounds and sell two-fours and If you wear a tuque they’re free! PLUS PST AND GST OF COURSE
Well I want to go where there’s lots of snow
Where the rain don’t fall and the wind don’t blow
In the big rock Mars Bar slash Koffee Krisp mountains

In the big rock sneakers mountains your air mattress never leaks
You always get a good nights sleep and your partner never reeks
When you meet a cute hiker they hike your pace for weeks I THINK THEY USED TO CALL THAT STALKING
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OUTRO
Well I'll see you all this coming Fall
In the Big Rock Snickers Mountains"