Spokane county Washington is under a state of emergency after being blasted with DEWs.

Well, well, well, it seems Spokane County, Washington, is having a bit of a "blast" – quite literally. Our friends over there are apparently under a state of emergency after experiencing a delightful encounter with DEWs, or as the cool kids call them, Directed Energy Weapons. Ah, the modern marvels of technology, bringing communities closer through shared moments of chaos. Who needs calm and quiet when you can have emergency sirens and government press releases, right? Keep shining, Spokane, the spotlight of absurdity suits you just fine.