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"Weird Alien Abduction Constipation Probe Colace TV Commercial" 2018
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The aliens are abducting people who are constipated. Buy Colace people, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! EVEN THE ANIMALS CAN'T POOP! I do like how the legalese text is like "colace is not for use in animals"- Yeah, so don't give it to those constipated birds from the cartoon! Colace is for pooping and alien protection ONLY!
"Colace it happens to all of us"
I just thought of this. Did they pick the alien thing about of their association with anal probes? Is this a meta thing? Like, "Them ole' alien's will loosen up those stools for you?"
Jonathan Frakes from Star Trek TNG Knows whats up:
https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/2037134
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