Look at Me, I'm the Captain of Your Land Now

As the dust settles with our fellow citizens, the cavalcade of liars who never protect you are finally here to pretend to protect you.

Totally fine, gang. You shouldn't be able to choose to sell your own assets. How could you make such a decision? Just outsource your power to a revolving door of deceptive swindlers who can't protect you on one hand, but are here to protect you now.

This is an unpopular opinion and that even I almost fell for. Big shout to economist Peter Schiff for pointing this out.