When You Get Tired Of A Rock But Don't Have A Bulldozer

It may take a couple hours a day for a few days, but I am tired of having to stop 1000 feet from the end! Lord willing, my strength willing we will stop 800 feet from the end! Anyway, I had my mp3 player and had just finished a 30 minute piano medley when, in alphabetical order it went from that to weird Al...