Pandemic for Dummies

Webb Heading to Hill, Again, with Sesame Street Stupid Explanation of a Novel Coronavirus—It Ain’t Exactly Rocket Science

[FOB FREEDOM, August 24, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

In 2016, as a not a serious option candidate for Congress, one former operations officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence began lobbying door-to-door with his common-sense plan to prevent mass gun violence. His visit was interrupted while the White House went into lockdown, and within a month the most deadly mass gun shooting targeting the LGBTQ community had occurred. In 2021, the guns blazing, pesky independent went to court to prevent the nation’s only physician serving as a state governor from encouraging gay men, who suffered a worse case fatality rate than people in The Sudan, from celebrating La Vie Boheme in a pandemic, and one month later the world, except for the superintendent at the Arlington Public Schools, would be introduced to the term “breakthrough infections”, after almost a thousand gay and fully vaccinated men, had been infected at indoor events at Provincetown, a popular gay destination for gay men worldwide, but a fact unknown to one holder of a doctorate from Columbia University who is standing up to defend the use of personal pronouns and use of the restroom of your choice, albeit probably not at Harvard, where only one of Superintendent Francisco Duran’s 96 opioid overdose cases waiting to happen was able to be admitted.

“In APS, we have problems admitting kids to the hospital, and they die on restroom floors, but APS is awesome. But, with the recent story about the miseducation of Republicans, I figured I’d head over to Congress with a brief for our GOP leaders in Congress. I have made it Sesame Street Simple this time, since we all know how much Senator Mark Warner understood my intelligence estimate on COVID-19 back in March 2020. If nothing else, maybe one day I’ll get a movie deal to tell the story about the dude who tried to prevent a worldwide genocide by litigating in court. I’m thinking maybe something like, Schindler’s Lisp,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.