Ahsoka – KILL ME LORD!

I could've been a doctor. But I chose to make YouTube videos. So now instead of looking at the innards of an obese man, I gaze upon the eldritch horrors of Disney Lucasfilm's latest abomination, Ahsoka.

Rosario Dawson is a wonderful actress who has been served a heaping pile of mediocrity. And she is unable to make it appetising. Dave Filoni could be trusted when George Lucas was the captain, but he's incapable of producing brilliance under the Kennedy Regime.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead should retire from acting and consider a career as an OnlyFans model. The actress playing Sabine Wren is so intolerable I'm not even going to Google her name to put it in this description.

I should have chosen a different profession. Now all I do is cry, and smoke.

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