The Candidate: Moral Dilemma

Pesky, Not a Serious Option Fringe Independent Makes Video on Ethical and Legal Conduct for a Political Candidate

[FOB FREEDOM, August 25, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

At least according to the Senate Ethics Committee, as well as several state and federal courts, if you are a congressional candidate who is offered a job to withdraw from the race, it is like totally legal, and in no way a bribe nor illegal gratuity; and so one former Jimmy Kimmel headliner is spreading the “gospel”, as it were, and perhaps the chance to get a job offer that thousands would accept will encourage other young, idealistic persons, passionate about politics, to toss their hats in the ring, just as Victoria Virasingh, Charles Hernick, Thomas Oh, Jeff Jordan and Karla Lipsman had done, jumping into a national politics race as just a novice, coming from practically nowhere, and with the payoff of at least getting a wonderful consolation prize for participating in the democratic process.

“Hey, I went to some ministers, like at Bethlehem Baptist Church in Gum Springs. You know the Black Baptist church down the street from the Alexandria Women’s Health Clinic, with the big sign outside, bigger than the cross, encouraging folks to get vaccinated with COVID-19 countermeasures that had been developed with no knowledge of infectious dose, immunogenicity or correlates of protection—prerequisite knowledge for developing an effective vaccine without requiring a large sample size, phase three clinical trial—and at least according to Bethlehem Baptist, apparently even Jesus would have accepted a shall we say more competitive compensation to maybe take his ministry someplace else. Would it be pushing to far to ask for a BMW Ain’t Out Yet before leaving town? Perhaps our folks at Alfred Street Baptist can deliver the word on what glorifies God. I ain’t no damned preacher,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

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