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𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞
The song says it all, as does the title
Band: Circus of Dead Squirrels
Album: Scary Melodies
Lyrics:
You woke up, were you offended by the sheets, you fuck
Turned hard right cuz you shit in your tighty whities
Alex Jones and Q-Anon are retarded
Don’t have a meltdown snowflakes, there’s no better word for it
The world is more than what you read in a book, you fuck
The world is more, learn to read, open a book, you fuck
Forgive me I must have misspoken, I’m not good linguistics
I believe the proper pronoun is retard-it
No sense of humor
No sense of shame
You should love each other
You’re both to blame
Cancer culture, social justice chemotherapy
Overexposure killing everything
Fuck your flag
I’d like to see your stupid fat ass try to stomp my ass
Sorry warriors of mommy’s basement
I meant mentally and physically disadvantaged
One side claims everyone has bad intentions
The other side hates everyone as a deflection
Everyone needs to just stay the hell off social media
Post a picture of your goddamn kid, tell us what meal kit you made for dinner,
and shut the fuck up
Oh, did I offend you?
Can’t please them all
Oh, did I offend you?
I’m the asshole
Cancel me
Thanks to antifa for being idiots and getting such great mugshots.
To those who would force us to turn left,
and to those who would force us to turn right,
we say that we are on the straight path,
aware of every option,
incapable of being misled by fleeting rituals,
hollow words, and shallow plans.
allow no man to belittle your soul by making you hate him.
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