Melted Turtle Short Circuits A-gain

The demoralization of society is in full swing as career dirt merchant and melted tortoogle Miff McGarble got his brain zapped by existing in a press conference today.

How embarrassing that our best and brightest leaders can't be trusted with solid food.

Our country was founded by brave men in their 20's and 30's and 250 years later the best we can do is brain impaired meatbags who couldn't change a lightbulb.