How to Run From Hornets: A True Story of Terror and Sacrifice #wilderness

So I don't like wasps, hornets and I'm wary of bees. Spiders? Meh. Snakes? They're kinda cool (when not cornering you in a cave) but flying hypodermic needles filled with toxin? Pure Horror. The flying part is just NOT fair. Whoever put that bucket there deserves a medal or something.