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A Shuli Paradise (TSN Dis)
Track 8 on the hackverse LP "A Shuli Paradise" takes a closer look at all of the shenanigans that are happening on a daily basis over at @TheShuliNetwork and summing it all up in song. Enjoy!
Lyrics
verse 1
As he walks through the valley of the shadow of death
he takes a look at his life and realizes there's nothing left
without stuttering John he wouldn't have shit
even shulis mom says he is a b****
minute after minute and hour after hour
24/7 superchat showers
micro hat wearing bald greedy little prick
its time to put the internet down and spend more time with your kids
man i really feel bad for Levy
chain smoking cigarettes addicted to the t.v
and his daughter still dances for OF
I heard Mike Morse just signed up to a yearly plan
Chrous x4
Been spending most their lives
living in a Shuli paradise
Verse 2
Shulis thinking what i'm saying
(thank god fro watp because we stole the idea)
Bob Levy Michael Morse
(they get paid entirely to much yet they do absolutey nothing)
yeah one second till i go
and i'm never turning back
Cause i never wanna know
all the times that you make fun of Ray Devito
it's a mf crime I just thought i'd say so
I just thought i'd say so
I just thought i'd let you know
that producer Joe is a f****** joke
can we get some justice for my man Dupis
r.i.p shuli man you wont be missed
Tell me why are we
so blind to see
that the ones he robbed
are you and me
Chorus 2 x4
#comedy #comedyvideo #tsn #jokes #music #coolio #rap #paradise #freestyle #beats #podcast #lp
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