What’s Happening, Honey? | Ep. #58 | WTF Are Pickle Hot Dogs!?

Ep. #058 - Internet is down, so we drink! We get ready for the Labor Day weekend as I will have all the kids solo. Baby showers, recessive genes, and how we have beaten the odds for those genes somehow. How my family may have gotten “Ellis Island’ed” in Brazil as we lost the spelling of a family name. We also learn about penis implants and erectile dysfunction, is it pretty much old school Puma pumps??? How I’m apparently “hard to shop for” since I’m surrounded by uncultured swine! There are new “sewn-in rectangular” contacts, but we don’t have the internet to do more research… and I have to put an end to a one sided game of footsies. Bekah talks butt surgery and cleanup; we suggest installing bidets in all hospital rooms and decide we want a fancier one. The world seems to be united in ridiculing climate activists. How some emotional support animals are not quite conventional, but the public still shouldn’t have to deal with nonsense. Cannibals trick some dummy into a false sense of safety. I talk about how most of my encounters with “Portuguese speakers” currently in my life just ends up with me meeting more Mormons. We figured out what “pickle hot dogs” are and its now our middle kid’s favorite meal. And I finally was able to get our oldest kid back on the mats to continue her Brazilian Jiujitsu journey.

We watch and react to these videos:

- Self defense - https://youtube.com/shorts/9ZZzmCfCq4Q?feature=share
- The Old Switch-a-roo - https://youtube.com/shorts/jVSmeSgV6SE?si=xwT7g15S7l7HrwY5
- Tricky Cannibals - https://youtube.com/shorts/wH9IqeB7d3g?si=sD_2IZBDROmhJp0b
- An attempt was made - https://youtube.com/shorts/o_kh24GVLHQ?si=NA8atylZ1EYfhqhj
- Barricade Down - https://youtu.be/noJjFNfdcqQ?si=nK2HzSuX5eQUTJem