9-7-23 -- Walking On Water Out Of The Truman Show

Florida resident, Reza Salbuchi was apprehended by the Coast Guard in his latest attempt to walk on water in his pontoon hamster wheel while crossing the Atlantic. This is the latest of Salbuchi's attempts to circumnavigate the world via his hamster craft. The Florida marathoner threatened to kill himself if the Coast Guard intervened yet again. On his latest thwarted journey, he was arrested on federal charges and is now in custody. Why did he do it? What does it say about the human spirit and the obvious allegorical connections to the Christ story/mythos.