Proof Is in the Potty

Guns Blazing Major Mike Webb Charging to the Sound of the Guns, Always Returning, Like MacArthur, to the Point

[FOB FREEDOM, September 15, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

From an entering class of 24 Black students, he was one of only five Black students to survive a heavy attrition in a matriculating class at the least diverse elite private college in America, a college to which not even one of 36 of the graduates of the most diverse public high school in a public school district that spends more per pupil than any suburban public school district in the National Capital Region, had been admitted in the Class of 2022, and yet even in an election year in which the priority was the safe reopening of schools, that former biological warfare planner, one of only three persons who had been offered an unsolicited job offer from DIA to support what now appears to have been defense-related research on recombinant coronaviruses at UNC Chapel Hill, had been considered not a serious option when pitted against a former public high school science teacher and graduate of a far less competitive state college into which he had been accepted as a “White student” from out of state. And now the product of the New York finance houses, like Lehman and Bankers Trust is going full throttle Prudential Life Insurance salesman, offering a piece of the rock, because coffee is only for closers.

With a high profile litigation load that matches the portfolio of a major international law firm, one former Legal Specialist in the elite 75th Ranger Regiment is now preparing to launch a Normandy invasion against two suburban public high school districts in federal courts, and has already demanded the Virginia Governor to declare a state of emergency equal to the one that had closed public schools to in-person instruction for two years, depriving students of at least two years of what some parents only perceive as an extra-curricular sports contract in the amateur league.

“A I D A. Attention. Do I have your attention. Interest. I know that you’re interested. Decision. Have you made your decision for Christ? Action. Always be closing. Always be closing. Get them to sign on the line that is dotted. That want to give you their money and the only question is are you man enough to take it. Been there. Done it. Got the tee shirt, but the fact is that probably 99% of kids graduating from Arlington Public Schools will only live that scene vicariously in a movie. My Momma used to say that sticks and stones will break your bones, but names will never hurt you. Bathrooms? My Daddy slept on a railroad station bench, and commuted from near New York to a suburb of Philadelphia just to get a college education, where they wouldn’t let him sleep in a dorm. He endured the silent treatment through the beginning of his career, integrating the New Jersey National Guard as a Black Chaplain. I beg your pardon, Sweetness, but nobody but Jimmy Carter ever promised you a damned rose garden,” stated the guns blazing Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.