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Protector One, also known as Elvis, introduces himself to the team after Joanna Dark vouches for him
Elvis the Maian(from Perfect Dark) joins the team and compliments Joshua Graham on the quality of his peach tarts.
AI voice by ElevenLabs, original writing by me.
Transcript:
E: "Hello everyone, I am known as Protector One.
My dear friend Joanna asked me to come here today, and I imagine you're wondering, 'Where is this guy from?'. Sadly, you won't know, even when my introduction is done."
JD: "Elvis..."
E: "Heehee!...forgive me, I recently learned about purposeful rhyming in English.
So, you can call me Elvis and thank you for inviting me to this club of yours. Joanna has talked to me so much about it, and when she told me you gave the green light on her idea, I was anxious to get started. So, thank you again, also the peach tarts are amazing."
Dracula: "Welcome!"
JFK: "Glad to have you with us Elvis."
JG: "...I made the tarts."
Alucard: "He did!"
Shepard: "Welcome aboard!"
RevCtK: "Welcome to the team."
TNH: "We are thankful to know you."
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