Remember Dark Shadows (1991)?

It's not weird that we do this one first, right? Shhhh. We don't have actually to tell anyone. One of you is going to give me sh*t, aren't you? If we did do Dark Shadows OG, we'd have to do a whole Dark Shadows week. If you want that, please send your love notes to the higher-ups. That said, let's crank the Joy Division and take a step into the trashy romance novels of Horror soaps, Dark Shadows Revival 91. Yes, we're adding the 91!