When The Elephant in The Room Dies Suddenly. The No Goat Show

With the Victorian Health Department calling the uptake in lethal heart attacks a crisis, what could be causing the unprecedented numbers?

Let's ask the No Goat Panel and see if they have any ideas that could shed a light on this BAFFLING mystery.

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