Over My Head

Webb to Alfred Street: “Why Do White Folks Change the Words of Your Old Negro Spiritual to There Must Be Some Joy Some Wear, Rewriting Your Spirituals and History.”

[FOB FREEDOM, October 10, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

War-hardened Arlington Democrat political yard signs spring up in square formations, like Robert Shaw’s character, Quint, in Jaws, had explained to Mister Hopper and Chief Brody they had tried to fight off shark attacks after the sinking of the U.S.S. Indianapolis, and “sometime she go away, and sometimes she don’t go away.” And, while he may not be making headlines in the press, one litigation hobbyist with “rambling and fantastical”, maybe even “frivolous” “enigmatic allegations and mere criticisms” is certainly raising eyebrows amongst the Bar Association and in the state and federal courts, preparing for another appearance on Wednesday in the Alexandria Circuit Court, to argue, of all things, whether in progressive Alexandria whether a guy who ain’t really Black is even a “poison”, in his best Joisey voice. But tomorrow it’s another big filing day in the nation’s capital, and Arlington’s nonperson on the street is here with the latest.

“Well, Howard, this has been one helluva entertaining campaign, I have to say. No. Really. It’s in the script. Padunk. Dunk. But seriously, folks, we have had the chance to eliminate the mask mandates at the Veterans Administration hospitals, get three large Black Protestant churches to repeal their vaccine mandates—don’t know about that disappearance of the vaccine sign at Bethlehem Baptist Church in Gum Springs, and maybe he thought he was on my next list of defendants—and we got to apparently get Arlington Democrats to run away from the teachers’ union, with not even one Educator Approved badge on any political sign. No candidates discussing the major issue on voters’ minds does seem kind of strange, like when we tried to reopen public schools safely, and somehow it never came up at a candidate forum, not even from the former public high school teacher who loved colored folks so much she even tried to get them to read Native Son, which would not be my choice if I was a white person in a classroom with a bunch of Negroes who couldn’t get into Harvard, much less Howard, and could thank a teacher in D letter grade schools,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

And, prepping up for yet another lawsuit to challenge four public school divisions on their violation of the Establishment Clause, Webb has another video, intimating he may favor school vouchers to empower some parents to send their kids to private and parochial schools where kids actually get into competitive colleges. But that is just a hunch, because the video may be “over my head.”

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.