Premium Only Content

How to Practice Kissing Techniques | Kissing Tips
Like these kissing lessons !!! Check out the official app http://apple.co/1IFNVDX
Want to make your lips even more Kissable?
100% Pure Fruit Pigmented Lip Glaze Cherry: http://amzn.to/1Oj7uYg
Beauty by Earth 100% Natural Beeswax Lip Care: http://amzn.to/1MbsEHS
bareMinerals 100% Natural Lipgloss - Cupcake: http://amzn.to/1JQfE4a
Lip Smacker Starburst Party Pack Lip Glosses: http://amzn.to/1OWo3Ll
L'oreal Colour Riche Lipcolour, Fairest Nude, 0.13-Ounce: http://amzn.to/1jbDRgt
Watch more How to Kiss videos: http://www.howcast.com/videos/504758-How-to-Practice-Kissing-Techniques-Kissing-Tips
Kissing seems like one of those things you can't really practice at unless you have a viable partner in front of you, but you would be wrong, my darlings. All you need is a delicious cupcake and your own mouth.
Let me tell you why. The cupcake frosting is very similar to the mouth of you potential kissing partner; that is, you want to respect the integrity of this cupcake's frosting, and not go at it with, like, a strong, awkward tongue. I'll show you what I mean.
This is how you want to kiss someone. Gently and deliciously. How do you know if you're doing that? They way you know your tongue is in the right position is if you can say "La, la, la, la, la.." very gently. Not "LA, LA, LA, LA LA!" We're not trying out for some hideous Marky Mark cover band. "La, la, la, la, la." And that's the same sort of strength you should use when you make out with this cupcake. La, la, la.
Now, you know that you're doing something wrong if when you kiss the cupcake, you're disrupting the entire icing segment. So, like, you're, like making this weird "z" in it, like... I mean, come on. Have some respect for the cupcake. Because this cupcake is a lot like your partner's mouth. They're not going to want like this hurricane force situation interrupting their situation. So go easy, go slow, and above all, appreciate the deliciousness that you're encountering.
So good, cupcake, well, if that's the way you feel, oh yeah, you want to meet my parents? Okay. Oh my God, there's frosting in the middle. Frosting!
Ladies, gentlemen, go find yourself a cupcake, but not this one. Cause this one, wants to be, wants to be.
-
LIVE
The Jimmy Dore Show
1 hour agoEmmy Winners DEMAND Israel Stop the Genocide! Charlie Kirk’s LAST INTERVIEW Before His Death!
3,976 watching -
The Nick DiPaolo Show Channel
3 hours agoKirk Assassination Exposes Insane Left | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1793
8.1K6 -
LIVE
The Mike Schwartz Show
2 hours agoTHE MIKE SCHWARTZ SHOW Evening Edition 09-15-2025
356 watching -
LIVE
Quite Frankly
5 hours agoStaggering Evil, Official Stories & Open Lines | Rich Baris 9/15/25
258 watching -
1:09:33
TheCrucible
3 hours agoThe Extravaganza! EP: 36 (9/15/25)
131K7 -
1:13:06
Candace Show Podcast
2 hours agoThey Are Lying About Charlie Kirk. | Candace Ep 235
37.2K165 -
DVR
Kim Iversen
3 hours agoWas There a Second Shooter in the Charlie Kirk Attack?
25.7K28 -
DVR
Redacted News
3 hours ago“They’re NOT stopping with Charlie Kirk!” JD Vance TORCHES violent leftists | Redacted
206K75 -
39:45
Kimberly Guilfoyle
2 hours agoCharlie's Legacy and Our Mission | Ep.253
30.9K11 -
10:06
Tundra Tactical
3 hours agoWhats The Deal With New Guns In 2025 Part 2
5.96K