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Guns Blazing Webb Demonstrating Why War-Hardened Arlington Democrats Associate His Name with Commando, Scorched Earth and Onslaught

[FOB FREEDOM, October 11, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

Many progressives will quote Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., or even claim to have marched with him, but few can say he ate at their family home, shared a spiritual mentor with them, or had dined with his parents on their first trip to Atlanta. Major Mike Webb had dined with civil rights greats including Reverends Leon Sullivan and Samuel Dewitt Proctor, had been mentored under the legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney Raymond A. Brown, and had had former Morehouse University President Doctor Benjamin Elijah Mays as a spiritual mentor. His godfather had served as the first Black Congressional House Majority Whip and was a former President of the United Negro College Fund, and, for some reason, he is the worst enemy of progressives in Northern Virginia, and, at least from reports in state and federal courts, the “passionate” “litigation hobbyist” is on the warpath, prompting even the Alexandria Commonwealth Attorney to even attempt to block his access to the courts, standing in the doors of the courthouse, with lips dripping words of interposition and nullification, rolling back civil rights. And where is the NAACP and social justice ministers?

“Well, Howard, some people talk the talk and some people walk the walk. As the President says—and he once had me tossed out of his Senate office, just like Don Beyer, Jr. did—the proof is in the pudding, and I’m putting it this way. If you really appreciate the finer things in life, my resume speaks for itself, and if you are just shucking and jiving, faking it until you make it, at least according to science, matter is neither created nor destroyed, and you can’t get something for nothing. Just saying. Dog,” smiled Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.