Coroner Virus: The Truth Couldn't Be Funnier

Batty, Batty, Batty! It’s a New “Summer” Blockbuster for Folks Who Make No Connection Between a Laboratory in Yunnan, a Bat Coronavirus Circulating in That Vicinity and Every Bat Coronavirus That Has “Zoonotically Evolved” Since 2003

[FOB FREEDOM, October 15, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

It’s a Virginia for lovers, where gay men are encouraged to celebrate La Vie Boheme in a pandemic, and don’t forget those colored folks out marching and razing century old statues in a pandemic, because as the man who had eulogized his good friend, Jesse Helms had said, “After this dark period, we shall emerge a stronger nation”, and apparently happy days are here, again.

“Well, Howard, for the record, I was opposed, but you can’t stop a train, and Justin Wilson works for Amtrak, you know? May explain those train wrecks, but what’s a few fatalities between friends? Any visitor to the great state of Virginia may take a little while getting used to the quaint, idyllic ways and our peculiar institutions, but at least they will respect your personal pronouns, like the unique expressions of language, from Hung Gary to Bono Vista, and the ‘fire fighters’ who love them. So, we decided to make a little video spoof preview of shall we say upcoming attractions, and it actually may boost Virginia tourism and applications to VCU. Arlington Public School graduates need not apply,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.