GRAVEYARD KEEPER--hopefully i get to make questionable decisions

You ever just accidentally carry around roach bait in your pocket? ...no? Just me? huh....

If you enjoy this, watch other things of mine. If you don't enjoy this, watch other things of mine anyway. It's good for your soul, I promise. Also like this thing, comment nice stuff, follow, live mas.

SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! Pbeavr--the rodent, the myth, the madness--and whenlogicdies--the most valuable gem on rumble, and SacredSage--master of digital arts. I wish you 3, specifically, the bestest of days. Everyone else can have a mediocre day... I guess.

Still reading? Excellent. Welcome to the SSS. Your new task is to find Jennifer Aniston and stop her before her killing spree goes any farther. For too long, her crimes have been overlooked, and now grown men are "drowning" in hot tubs because of her wrath. She must be stopped.